One Direction Up All Night House Party
Fan :
Can I have an autograph please ?
Niall :
WHERE IS THE FOOD ? I WANT POTATO CHIPS !
Harry :
Is this your birthday party ?
Fan :
YES !
Harry :
Is your mother or grandmother here ?
Zayn :
Oh my god, hello guyyyyyyyys. DO I LOOK GOOD ?
Paul :
Keep calm boys, this is just a party with fans.
Liam :
I HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU !
Niall :
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH A BIG BIRTHDAY CAKE !!!!!!!!!!!!
Paul :
Niall ! Where are you bringing this cake ?
Harry :
ARE THERE ANY OLD WOMEN AT THIS PARTY ?
Liam :
Can I turn the light off ?
Fan :
Yes, Liam, you can.
Zayn :
I'm going to change the music, BECAUSE I'M DJ MALIK.
Liam :
*turns the light off*
Louis :
Hey, wtf ? I have just arrived because I was in the garden looking for carrots and there is no light in this room !
Liam :
BE QUIET ! I HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU !
Niall :
It's dark, I can steal foooooooooooooood.
Fan :
Liam, what do you want to show us ?
Liam :
Everybody watch, 5, 4, 3 ...
Paul :
LIAM WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
Liam :
2, 1 ... TADAM THIS IS MY FLASHING TOOTHBRUSH !
Fans :
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw.
Harry :
*touching someone* Oh, you have beautiful hair.
*light turns on*
Paul :
HARRY ! WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING THE DOG LIKE THIS ?
Harry :
Uh ...
Paul :
Oh my god, I didn't signed for this.
